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Smug!

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I don't want a cup of tea! Stop
pestering me!

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Gee whiz.

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Obsessive, inventive, and an
enthusiastic tea drinker. These were

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some of the words I have heard describe
him.

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It was Arthur's time.

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There couldn't be a clearer message from
the Creator than a lightning bolt from

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heaven. The divine light may have gone
out for Arthur, but not on the good work

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he did on this earth.

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He leaves behind...

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loyal wife Jo-Jo-Jo-Joan, devoted son,

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and numerous patents still

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pending.

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Arthur was treasurer of the Amateur
Inventors Society, a task he performed

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adequately.

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Lovely service.

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Try and keep busy.

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Volunteer. Have you tried speed, Sudoku?

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It's very good for the cognitive
functions.

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Cognitive? The vol-au-vents are in the
hall.

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What? Oh, come on.

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I've just seen another wrinkle.

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After the amount of calories that it
just burned, this should have melted by

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now. I'm sure they weren't there
yesterday, and I'm being smothered by

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spandex. You should see it. I mean, I
love spinning class, but I'd like to get

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some results.

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Joanie, Joanie, are you there?

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Well, how are you holding up?

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Yes, I'm all right.

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I was gazing at Arthur's coffin, and for
a small moment I thought, this is going

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to be unbearably moving.

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And then the vicar opened his mouth and
all emotion went out the window.

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A test, would you prefer?

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Adequately. I agree, yeah.

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Talk about unprepared.

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I don't think he even knew who Arthur
was.

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Well, he didn't. But aren't they
supposed to do some research and at

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least sound sincere?

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What are you doing?

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Oh, I'm paying homage to Arthur with a
bit of white chocolate.

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Are we all feeling?

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We all good?

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Yeah? Right.

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Everyone's warm. I want you to climb
that hill.

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Everyone up. Let's work.

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Good. Let's pull that burn.

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Let's hold those butts because nobody
likes a snaggy butt on New Day. Well,

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why don't you come and take a bite and
find out?

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All right, ladies. Keep going.

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Say hello.

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Yeah, I'll be by your side.

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Come

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with me.

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I've brought you some donations.

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Let's see.

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That's a good trench coat.

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It's only been worn once.

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That's a lovely shirt.

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It's from Savile Row.

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You know, in Mayfair.

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Has it been cleaned?

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Don't be ridiculous.

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Do I look like an old bag lady?

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Everything's been washed.

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Recently?

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Within the last three years, it's just
been stuck in the back of a wardrobe,

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that's all. I suppose we could recycle
some of the materials.

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Er, don't you want your suitcase?

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Oh, no, keep it.

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We can't do anything with it.

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Somebody might buy it. It's got no
wheels.

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Nobody's going to buy it. People want
wheels nowadays.

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Somebody might want it as a prop for
theatre or radio.

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There was a time when suitcases didn't
have wheels.

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When we couldn't just wheel things
around with gay abandon, you can't just

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write things off like that.

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You'll be old one day, and then you'll
think, I'm an old bag, but I don't need

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any wheels.

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Would you like to sit down?

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No, I'm fine.

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Please, it's no bother. No, I'm
perfectly capable of standing.

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Thank you.

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I'd feel happier if you sat down. No,
no, no, no, no.

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I have queued for nine hours at
Wimbledon to get standing tickets on

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court number one, only to wait another
five hours for Andy and Jamie Murray to

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play doubles, and then for it to be
rained off, so I'm not afraid of a bit

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of standing.

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I'll spend my life sitting down.

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Oops,

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I don't see.

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Oh, dearie, dearie me.

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Oh, dear.

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I warned you.

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I'm getting off at the next stop.

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Oh. Oh, no. I thought you had a form of
brain surgery.

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Can you suck strawberries through a
straw?

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Now, do you know who we are? Do you
recognise my voice?

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No. Oh, I think we might have lost her.
Oh, God. I'm in the next...

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Thank you so much.

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Well, here you are.

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I made you a strawberry trifle.

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Really twist.

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Let's just get out of here. Nurse
Ratched said you could go. I mean,

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hospitals, they just give me the creeps.
It's official. I've turned into a mad

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person who rants at strangers on the bus
who are only trying to help. And I

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suffer from falls. Look at my medical
notes.

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Lost footing. Had a fall.

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You need to be careful.

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I mean, when you're young, you know, you
just bounce.

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But now we just kind of splat.

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Thank you.

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Considering almost none of his
inventions actually worked, I came to

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the conclusion it was his curiosity that
drove him.

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Oh, you know what you could do? You
could turn the shed into a yoga studio.

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No. Or I would use it for storing my
super-sized freezer.

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Arthur worked in it day and night. It
probably needs industrial sanitization.

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Right. Right. There's no time like the
present.

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Rubber gloves, girls.

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Rubber gloves.

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God, what a horrible smell.

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Oh, my God.

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He wasn't making crystal meth, was he?

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Ew!

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Oh, I could use this.

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For my creme brulee.

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This is just like Carl, right?

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Typical man.

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Nothing clearly could stop him from his
life's work.

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When Carl left, I remember I needed more
than a truckload of incense to get rid

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of his man smell.

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Ew. What is that?

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I have got a good sensitive sense of
smell. What? Oh, no, no. Give me a

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second. Give me a second.

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Petey?

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Rudy?

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Uh-oh. A wee hint of coconut.

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It sounds like a Caribbean cocktail.

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Whiskey. No.

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Whiskey? Whiskey? He hated whiskey.

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No, no, no, I'm taking a drink, babe. I
want it.

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Now,

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you know what it tastes like? Vintage
Johnny Walker. Go ahead.

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I had no idea he was a closet drinker.
Drunk.

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Drunk? Drunk.

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Okay, listen.

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I hereby convene the AGM for the
Moonshine Society.

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Firstly, apologies.

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Arthur, alas, huh?

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Otherwise engaged.

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He ran a tiny yet well-formed moonshine
operation, a task which

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he performed adequately.

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To Arthur.

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Oh, to Arthur. Arthur. Oh, my God.

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It's as if he's going to walk through
that door at any moment, and I'm going

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to tell him for the thousandth time to
wipe his muddy boots.

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And he tells us off for drinking his
fireworks off.

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He'd probably want to join in.

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Oh, I got an idea. Watch. How about a
little, like, how about a little dance?

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No, no, stop it. I don't want to
embarrass myself.

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Okay. Uh-oh.

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Oh, God.

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Look at this. I used to have pneumatic
tits.

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And they were really perfectly shaped
and, like, spear-like.

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And I remember when me not wearing a bra
would turn heads.

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And now I don't think anyone would even
look up.

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Now, for what it's worth, you'd turn my
head any day. Oh.

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I love you. I second that.

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But look, I know, I know we're supposed
to embrace getting older gracefully, but

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it's such a drag, isn't it? Yeah,
remember when you'd wake up in the

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morning, your body didn't ache, and the
lines on your face from the pillow would

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vanish in two seconds.

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I don't remember exactly when my body
gave up, but it was like a gradual

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creep, like Japanese knotweed, you know?

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Remember when we first met?

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We could dance all night.

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Oh, it's so much fun.

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Youth is wasted on the young.

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At least you two have been married.

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You didn't miss much.

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All men are actually assholes.

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It's all I ever wanted.

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That is?

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Do I really look that bad?

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I'll put the kettle on.

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Tell the sun to go away.

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Oh, my God, Joanie.

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You look terrific.

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Oh, my God.

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Oh, I don't know. I'm really scared
easily, but... Wait.

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You said the trifle had a wee twist.

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Aye. Chantilly could even want that sort
of twist.

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But most of it's in shorthand, and I
could never read his writing. I mean, I

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used every three-year plan, and now, I
mean... How long do you think this thing

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is going to last?

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I may need to rethink everything.

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Darth, I'm not mentioning anything to
you about this.

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Look at these puppies.

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Can you stop doing that, please? I'm
trying to think. I can't. No pains, no

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aches, no psyching myself up to stand.

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I have a regular heartbeat.

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Oh, for goodness sake. You're going to
ruin the springs in my settee.

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He's bigger than Sodom and Gomorrah!

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What are we gonna do?

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Find some more!

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Go! Go! Go!

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That's another three bottles he hid from
you. Where's the rest?

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God, Joanie, you should have paid more
attention.

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Maybe, but I found the details so
boring.

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What he found fascinating was to simply
send me to sleep.

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So you never heard him say that he
discovered the elixir of youth? In a

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bottle of scotch?

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No.

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That makes four.

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You think that's it?

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Oh, God.

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You can't give a puppy a bone and take
it away.

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No, no. It might last forever.

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What if it makes you forget your
memories?

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Or it may help you remember them better.

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Can't get rid of Carl.

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Right,

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girls.

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Let's go out for the day. When?

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What? Right now.

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She's right.

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You're never too old to become young.

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I'll find another one.

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Very

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chic.

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I like it.

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Excuse me?

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The polyester threads.

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On trend.

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Oh, thanks.

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So, what's your poison?

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Three cups of tea, please.

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That's it.

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Tea? How about Awabansha, Bubble, Tomato
and Mint, Wrestling Dragon?

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Earl Grey, please.

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Non-dairy milk.

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You don't put milk in Earl Grey.

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Don't forget to follow us on Insta for
exclusive deals and discounts.

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Sorry?

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Take a seat. I'll bring one to you.

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What do we do?

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We soak up the youthful atmosphere.

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Do you think we need to get new clothes?
Nobody wears this type of floral

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anymore. Okay.

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What's this?

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So three earl grey, no milk, plus
kombucha latte on the house.

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I'll be over there if you need me, okay?

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Fermented tea. What is it with you and
fermented stuff?

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That's quite nice.

254
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Oh, that's undrinkable.

255
00:20:36,930 --> 00:20:37,930
Think.

256
00:20:38,290 --> 00:20:40,890
Think of all the things that we can do.

257
00:20:41,270 --> 00:20:45,130
We could race around the channel in
these baddies. Wash some babes on the

258
00:20:45,130 --> 00:20:47,350
beach in their bikinis. Jump out of
planes.

259
00:20:47,670 --> 00:20:49,410
You can do that at any age.

260
00:20:49,670 --> 00:20:50,750
Let's make a list.

261
00:20:51,090 --> 00:20:52,090
Oh.

262
00:20:55,560 --> 00:20:59,100
Say, you always wanted to see if
gentlemen prefer bones. Experience tells

263
00:20:59,100 --> 00:21:00,580
me they did anything under 30.

264
00:21:00,860 --> 00:21:03,000
What if it runs out?

265
00:21:03,260 --> 00:21:07,540
Oh, don't overthink it. Shall we just
tell people what's going on?

266
00:21:08,540 --> 00:21:09,540
No.

267
00:21:09,880 --> 00:21:10,880
God,

268
00:21:12,060 --> 00:21:13,980
there's so many things I want to do.

269
00:21:15,160 --> 00:21:19,680
What have you got? Start cooking for
other people? Get a wee conservatory put

270
00:21:19,680 --> 00:21:20,680
on the back of the house?

271
00:21:20,800 --> 00:21:23,080
Get a wee dog and call it Patch?

272
00:21:25,290 --> 00:21:28,190
Maybe find a husband and have some kids.

273
00:21:28,430 --> 00:21:29,430
But you're rich.

274
00:21:29,770 --> 00:21:32,390
You said anything was possible now.

275
00:21:35,450 --> 00:21:36,490
What have you got?

276
00:21:37,430 --> 00:21:42,710
Visit Vegas, go swimming with dolphins,
do nude pottery, find my chakras, go

277
00:21:42,710 --> 00:21:47,710
skinny dipping, try ayahuasca, learn
Inuit, and make my ex-husband Carl's

278
00:21:47,710 --> 00:21:49,090
life a living hell.

279
00:21:53,580 --> 00:21:56,360
I'd like to go back to a few of my old
haunts.

280
00:21:57,840 --> 00:22:00,300
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but
yeah.

281
00:22:00,860 --> 00:22:02,300
Yeah, yeah. What?

282
00:22:02,540 --> 00:22:03,540
What?

283
00:22:04,480 --> 00:22:06,820
Moving out.

284
00:22:09,280 --> 00:22:10,740
Go, go, go.

285
00:22:10,960 --> 00:22:11,960
Sorry, sorry.

286
00:22:13,140 --> 00:22:14,760
We change back really quickly.

287
00:22:14,960 --> 00:22:18,560
Everything is different. I mean, I think
we're going to need a whole new

288
00:22:18,560 --> 00:22:23,700
wardrobe. It's not... just the clothes
it's the makeup it's the hair and it's

289
00:22:23,700 --> 00:22:28,380
what about the catch the catchphrases
the kids use oh yes that's right the

290
00:22:28,380 --> 00:22:33,320
lingo we're going to have to learn a
whole new language really otherwise

291
00:22:33,320 --> 00:22:37,960
we'll end up Looking like a bunch of
losers in cashmere sweaters. Well,

292
00:22:38,060 --> 00:22:41,340
actually, I'm kind of partial to
cashmere sweaters. Well, you would be.

293
00:22:41,380 --> 00:22:46,140
You know, all we need to do is just
blend in and change your mindset and

294
00:22:46,140 --> 00:22:48,280
just be a little more down with the
kids.

295
00:22:48,480 --> 00:22:50,480
Why don't you try Facebook or something
like that?

296
00:22:50,760 --> 00:22:54,680
Oh, trust me, I've got plenty of books I
can bury my face in.

297
00:22:57,280 --> 00:23:01,920
This is my hack for a perfect contoured
look that will give you cheekbones you

298
00:23:01,920 --> 00:23:02,980
never knew you had.

299
00:23:03,560 --> 00:23:07,080
now swipe along the forehead bridge of
the nose and cheekbones and blend

300
00:23:07,080 --> 00:23:11,480
rubbing it into the skin until it looks
completely natural giving you that

301
00:23:11,480 --> 00:23:16,340
amazing sculpted look you've always
wanted it's that simple anyone can do it

302
00:23:16,340 --> 00:23:22,760
i love you guys oh no no no

303
00:23:22,760 --> 00:23:28,280
oh he's nice oh no he lives in alaska

304
00:24:11,820 --> 00:24:14,720
like a million diets, trying to look
skinny.

305
00:24:15,020 --> 00:24:19,140
And now when I look at my legs, I
realise they were actually quite sexy.

306
00:24:19,780 --> 00:24:23,480
They used to weigh us every week at
Secretarial College.

307
00:24:24,620 --> 00:24:27,700
No wonder we're so self-loathing. Speak
for yourself.

308
00:24:28,100 --> 00:24:30,560
I always thought I was quite bonny.

309
00:24:31,060 --> 00:24:33,560
You are quite bonny.

310
00:24:33,940 --> 00:24:38,060
But now, let's go, girls.

311
00:24:43,440 --> 00:24:46,680
Okay. I'll just have whatever the young
people are having.

312
00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:51,220
Oh, okay. So we have landing strip,
Hollywood, half strip, full strip,

313
00:24:51,380 --> 00:24:55,820
Brazilian, Chilean. You can also go au
naturel. No, really. I even spoke to a

314
00:24:55,820 --> 00:24:58,060
plastic surgeon for advice.

315
00:24:58,340 --> 00:24:58,859
Oh, yeah?

316
00:24:58,860 --> 00:24:59,860
What did they say?

317
00:25:00,080 --> 00:25:03,820
Get everything lifted with full-size
implants, facial fillers, fat

318
00:25:03,820 --> 00:25:07,260
injections, and Botox. Oh, my God. What
kind of look were you going for?

319
00:25:07,720 --> 00:25:08,720
Frozen grin.

320
00:25:09,320 --> 00:25:14,640
Do you want eyebrow reshaping? Upper lip
or sideburns? Oh, keep going.

321
00:25:15,140 --> 00:25:17,200
I have hair sprouting everywhere.

322
00:25:17,600 --> 00:25:20,660
Ever since the menopause, I've become
part werewolf.

323
00:25:21,320 --> 00:25:22,800
Well, get going then.

324
00:25:23,220 --> 00:25:24,560
What do you have?

325
00:25:24,800 --> 00:25:29,120
Oh, yeah. I went hardwood floors. I
lasered it off years ago. Very painful.

326
00:25:29,180 --> 00:25:30,099
I don't recommend.

327
00:25:30,100 --> 00:25:34,600
However, what is trending right now is a
full-on 70s shite pile.

328
00:25:36,110 --> 00:25:39,090
Where'd you go out to have a good time?
He says that my friends don't get hit on

329
00:25:39,090 --> 00:25:40,090
by sleazebags.

330
00:25:40,470 --> 00:25:44,750
Huh. And where would I go say if I
wanted to be hit on by a sleazebag?

331
00:25:45,690 --> 00:25:46,930
Oh, honey, you come right here.

332
00:25:47,170 --> 00:25:49,630
I guess you need some lessons in
self-respect.

333
00:25:51,270 --> 00:25:52,550
What do you identify as?

334
00:25:52,850 --> 00:25:53,930
A woman on the edge.

335
00:26:03,560 --> 00:26:04,560
We're old enough.

336
00:26:04,780 --> 00:26:05,780
We've been here before.

337
00:26:05,900 --> 00:26:06,900
Come back in two years.

338
00:26:08,300 --> 00:26:09,900
Can someone come and cover me, please?

339
00:26:10,480 --> 00:26:11,900
I'm going to need to see some ID.

340
00:26:12,200 --> 00:26:14,740
Oh, I'm sorry, I don't have any.

341
00:26:14,960 --> 00:26:15,799
How old are you?

342
00:26:15,800 --> 00:26:16,800
Have a guess.

343
00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:19,000
19.

344
00:26:19,720 --> 00:26:20,720
I'm 72.

345
00:26:22,580 --> 00:26:24,020
I am 72.

346
00:26:25,180 --> 00:26:27,320
Here you go, honey.

347
00:26:28,400 --> 00:26:29,620
Love to know her secret.

348
00:26:30,100 --> 00:26:31,100
I'm 68.

349
00:26:31,620 --> 00:26:32,620
Go!

350
00:26:34,100 --> 00:26:35,920
Did he hurt when you fell from heaven?

351
00:26:36,940 --> 00:26:38,560
I lost my phone number. Can I have
yours?

352
00:26:38,860 --> 00:26:41,180
Do you believe in love at first sight,
or should I walk in again?

353
00:26:41,780 --> 00:26:44,220
I'm not a photographer, but I can
picture us together.

354
00:26:45,760 --> 00:26:47,580
Well, here I am. What were your other
two wishes?

355
00:26:48,320 --> 00:26:52,400
Do you have a name, or can I call you
Mike? Yes, yes, yes. I mean, no.

356
00:26:53,340 --> 00:26:54,340
Oh, my God!

357
00:27:04,910 --> 00:27:07,910
Shoot my shot. I've got to take my
chance.

358
00:27:08,570 --> 00:27:09,570
Hold up for a minute.

359
00:27:12,990 --> 00:27:13,990
Ain't nobody.

360
00:27:14,690 --> 00:27:20,810
End up in the air because we have to
this year. No fear. If you win it, what

361
00:27:20,810 --> 00:27:21,729
up?

362
00:27:21,730 --> 00:27:25,210
Yeah, we got this like a panoramic
image. If you see how I'm feeling, get

363
00:27:25,210 --> 00:27:26,490
up, get up, get up.

364
00:27:43,860 --> 00:27:45,940
I'll have a white wine spritzer, please.

365
00:27:46,180 --> 00:27:49,860
I can match a drink to a person, and I
know you are not a white wine spritzer.

366
00:27:50,740 --> 00:27:54,300
Spare me the spiel. It's been my drink
for a very long time.

367
00:27:54,680 --> 00:27:58,020
Okay, here's the spiel. I'll make you a
drink. You don't like it, it's on the

368
00:27:58,020 --> 00:28:00,380
house. This place is on fire!

369
00:28:01,200 --> 00:28:02,660
Here I come, burning it up.

370
00:28:02,940 --> 00:28:06,480
We should go. What does it wear us off
like last time? Oh, listen, Cinderella,

371
00:28:06,900 --> 00:28:08,620
we're not in your pumpkin time.

372
00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:11,880
We've got to rise up out of the ashes
and spread our wings.

373
00:28:12,200 --> 00:28:16,100
That's a lot of mixed metaphors there.
Oh, listen up, honey.

374
00:28:16,320 --> 00:28:21,880
Look, I think the DJ's got the heart for
Susie. Oh, he's a complete flirt. He

375
00:28:21,880 --> 00:28:22,900
makes eyes at everyone.

376
00:28:23,200 --> 00:28:25,820
Really? This is amazing. What is it?

377
00:28:26,140 --> 00:28:27,280
I made it for your friend.

378
00:28:28,260 --> 00:28:29,260
What's your name?

379
00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:34,540
Charmins. Oh, wait, wait, wait. No, no,
you need to know. This woman is my

380
00:28:34,540 --> 00:28:35,820
bestest friend.

381
00:28:36,320 --> 00:28:40,900
Okay, right. He said that I wasn't the
woman he married, that I had let myself

382
00:28:40,900 --> 00:28:45,120
go, that I started to look like his
mother. Oh, Lynn, that's enough.

383
00:28:45,380 --> 00:28:47,160
Meet my best friend, Joan.

384
00:28:47,660 --> 00:28:50,200
Because I wouldn't be here without her.

385
00:28:50,700 --> 00:28:54,500
And she deserves a chance to live her
life again.

386
00:28:54,700 --> 00:28:55,700
Who doesn't, right?

387
00:28:56,020 --> 00:28:57,020
Yeah.

388
00:28:57,900 --> 00:28:58,900
Let's dance.

389
00:29:00,500 --> 00:29:02,040
Bye. Bye.

390
00:29:03,820 --> 00:29:05,680
How come I haven't seen you around here
before?

391
00:29:06,120 --> 00:29:09,380
Oh, I don't quite much. Not much? No,
it's not my scene.

392
00:29:09,920 --> 00:29:10,920
Fancy a drink?

393
00:29:11,260 --> 00:29:12,260
Go on.

394
00:29:12,500 --> 00:29:13,500
What is that?

395
00:29:13,540 --> 00:29:14,580
Tequila. Fancy one?

396
00:29:15,180 --> 00:29:16,600
Go on, Ned. Right, right, yeah.

397
00:29:18,760 --> 00:29:20,000
Cheers. Oh, sorry.

398
00:30:08,910 --> 00:30:15,850
The last time you did this was 40 years
ago

399
00:30:15,850 --> 00:30:19,790
seems like only yesterday Not to me, it
doesn't.

400
00:30:20,250 --> 00:30:22,250
It was a different person then.

401
00:30:23,030 --> 00:30:27,430
I was ready to experience it all, you
know, fall in love.

402
00:30:27,790 --> 00:30:31,630
And when Carl left me, you know, you
really, you picked me up.

403
00:30:32,350 --> 00:30:37,450
And although I was really lonely, you
know, I realized not having little

404
00:30:37,450 --> 00:30:39,190
kitties around was okay.

405
00:30:39,870 --> 00:30:42,210
Look at all that grief you get from
Robert.

406
00:30:43,430 --> 00:30:44,550
I'll get you some water.

407
00:30:45,350 --> 00:30:46,350
Clubs closed, guys.

408
00:30:46,510 --> 00:30:47,750
Have a safe trip home, yeah?

409
00:30:48,140 --> 00:30:50,740
Yeah. Oh, you have a safe trip home too,
sir.

410
00:30:52,220 --> 00:30:53,220
Lind,

411
00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:55,200
we've got to go. Okay.

412
00:30:55,400 --> 00:30:56,400
Come on.

413
00:30:57,400 --> 00:30:58,480
Oh, right.

414
00:30:59,460 --> 00:31:01,120
I'm going to find my friends, I think.

415
00:31:01,480 --> 00:31:02,480
One more?

416
00:31:05,700 --> 00:31:07,060
Sue! Sue!

417
00:31:07,780 --> 00:31:09,520
Suzanne! Have you seen a Scottish girl?

418
00:31:09,720 --> 00:31:13,300
Have you seen someone in a silver, very
short, inappropriate dress?

419
00:31:13,500 --> 00:31:14,500
Excuse me!

420
00:31:36,010 --> 00:31:37,250
Did my mum put you up to this?

421
00:31:37,570 --> 00:31:38,710
I didn't want to come here.

422
00:31:38,930 --> 00:31:40,470
You should have left me with my friends.

423
00:31:41,110 --> 00:31:42,310
Find someone your own age.

424
00:31:44,550 --> 00:31:45,550
You his mum?

425
00:31:46,210 --> 00:31:48,950
If only we knew when we were going to
change back.

426
00:31:49,290 --> 00:31:52,010
Well, we were here at 11 o'clock and now
it's 5am.

427
00:31:52,850 --> 00:31:54,750
Yeah. So it lasts six hours.

428
00:31:55,330 --> 00:31:57,150
Assuming it's the same every time.

429
00:31:57,370 --> 00:31:59,930
Well, I suppose it depends on how much
you've drunk.

430
00:32:00,270 --> 00:32:03,050
No, no, girls, girls, just you remember,
it lasts.

431
00:32:03,480 --> 00:32:08,920
six hours right right okay well we don't
want to have any more embarrassing

432
00:32:08,920 --> 00:32:15,320
moments i'm sure i'm looking even older
dj didn't think so oh oh

433
00:32:15,320 --> 00:32:22,180
okay he was not my type all right all
right tomorrow we are going

434
00:32:22,180 --> 00:32:29,020
to sherwood forest why sherwood it's
somewhere i went to when i was younger

435
00:32:29,020 --> 00:32:34,610
just felt like a different world And
that's the top of your bucket list?

436
00:32:34,930 --> 00:32:37,570
Yep. Sure would. Boris, here we come,
and look.

437
00:32:40,230 --> 00:32:45,090
No, no, no. I would never drink and
drive.

438
00:32:49,770 --> 00:32:51,990
What about skydiving in Vegas?

439
00:32:52,750 --> 00:32:55,010
That's never going to happen. I'm scared
of heights.

440
00:32:55,670 --> 00:32:58,230
Oh, you just need some Dutch courage.

441
00:32:58,670 --> 00:33:00,490
Speaking of which, I got it right here.

442
00:33:01,020 --> 00:33:02,020
I've got the glasses.

443
00:33:02,260 --> 00:33:03,520
Just be patient.

444
00:33:04,120 --> 00:33:05,740
Is this even the right way?

445
00:33:07,580 --> 00:33:08,780
We'll be there soon.

446
00:33:09,120 --> 00:33:11,580
I know this area like the back of my
hand.

447
00:33:15,080 --> 00:33:20,740
Honestly, I can't do that. I don't like
much of your shortcuts. I'm going to die

448
00:33:20,740 --> 00:33:21,639
of starvation.

449
00:33:21,640 --> 00:33:23,780
All the roads have changed since I was
last here.

450
00:33:24,580 --> 00:33:25,580
Hey, girls.

451
00:33:26,300 --> 00:33:28,200
Looks like that surfer's on the menu.

452
00:33:28,420 --> 00:33:29,420
Come on.

453
00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:34,860
Well, hello, and welcome to Arepas.

454
00:33:35,200 --> 00:33:36,200
What can I get you?

455
00:33:37,160 --> 00:33:38,160
Him.

456
00:33:38,880 --> 00:33:42,280
I can't help you there, miss. I'm afraid
he's gone back to Venezuela.

457
00:33:42,780 --> 00:33:43,780
Oh.

458
00:33:44,280 --> 00:33:49,160
What is all of this? This is Venezuelan
street food. And before you accuse me of

459
00:33:49,160 --> 00:33:52,640
cultural appropriation, I'll have you
know I'm one quarter Venezuelano.

460
00:33:53,290 --> 00:33:55,210
This arm and my left leg.

461
00:33:59,090 --> 00:34:03,910
Three, um, casupo arpas, please.

462
00:34:04,190 --> 00:34:05,490
Sure. Coming up.

463
00:34:08,030 --> 00:34:13,750
Why don't you try my refried beans?
Thank you.

464
00:34:16,790 --> 00:34:18,510
Coriander. Cinnamon.

465
00:34:19,250 --> 00:34:20,830
And is that...? No.

466
00:34:22,060 --> 00:34:23,060
Cool, cool.

467
00:34:23,480 --> 00:34:25,060
Bingo. That's really good.

468
00:34:25,360 --> 00:34:26,360
You're really good.

469
00:34:28,980 --> 00:34:30,040
Here we are.

470
00:34:30,679 --> 00:34:32,120
Two herpas for you.

471
00:34:32,460 --> 00:34:33,460
Thank you.

472
00:34:33,800 --> 00:34:34,820
And one on the house.

473
00:34:35,260 --> 00:34:36,280
Very kind.

474
00:34:36,940 --> 00:34:37,940
Thank you.

475
00:34:38,239 --> 00:34:39,239
Enjoy.

476
00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:41,900
Thank you.

477
00:34:42,120 --> 00:34:45,920
Oh, my God. You're completely like
you've chatted up lines about the

478
00:34:45,920 --> 00:34:47,560
coriander, cinnamon.

479
00:34:47,860 --> 00:34:48,860
Cool, cool.

480
00:34:48,960 --> 00:34:49,960
Oh, stop it.

481
00:34:50,760 --> 00:34:52,460
I'm just a little ingredient in RepRT.

482
00:35:26,540 --> 00:35:27,540
Where are you going?

483
00:35:34,580 --> 00:35:36,880
Why are you skipping?

484
00:35:37,100 --> 00:35:38,100
I don't know.

485
00:35:39,480 --> 00:35:40,480
God,

486
00:35:40,940 --> 00:35:42,300
I just feel so good.

487
00:35:43,380 --> 00:35:46,560
Do you know what I fancy doing?

488
00:35:46,860 --> 00:35:50,340
What? Climbing a tree. God, I want a
drink.

489
00:35:51,740 --> 00:35:56,360
When you're young, you've got so much
time. The world's your oyster.

490
00:35:56,660 --> 00:35:58,320
You don't get a free bus pass.

491
00:35:58,640 --> 00:36:02,520
I'd swap a bus pass any day for a
never-ending dose of youthful spirit.

492
00:36:02,780 --> 00:36:05,460
How about a never-ending dose of
arsehouse whiskey?

493
00:36:05,740 --> 00:36:11,140
You should get away with so much when
you're young, you know? Like, you can

494
00:36:11,140 --> 00:36:16,540
get a dumb tattoo and still look sexy
and flirt outrageously without it being

495
00:36:16,540 --> 00:36:17,540
a felony.

496
00:36:17,560 --> 00:36:20,760
You and I have always been so different,
haven't we? So...

497
00:36:21,580 --> 00:36:24,360
What is it about Sherwood Forest anyhow?

498
00:36:25,080 --> 00:36:26,080
Oh.

499
00:36:26,360 --> 00:36:27,400
Happy memories.

500
00:36:27,900 --> 00:36:28,899
Not cool.

501
00:36:28,900 --> 00:36:29,718
With Arthur?

502
00:36:29,720 --> 00:36:32,040
Or did you have a fling with little
John?

503
00:36:33,700 --> 00:36:35,320
Before Arthur.

504
00:36:36,880 --> 00:36:41,360
I've never told anyone this, but there
was a time when it was my...

505
00:36:42,440 --> 00:36:48,040
My happy place all my happy places in
any cooking I love any large supermarket

506
00:36:48,040 --> 00:36:52,340
when I'm in there. I'm in here Oh, honey
Hey

507
00:36:52,340 --> 00:36:59,080
Johnny

508
00:36:59,080 --> 00:37:00,680
you okay

509
00:37:42,640 --> 00:37:43,638
Excuse me.

510
00:37:43,640 --> 00:37:44,640
Hi.

511
00:37:46,100 --> 00:37:47,100
Sorry,

512
00:37:47,380 --> 00:37:52,420
I'm closing now. Oh, no, no. You see
that beautiful young lady over there?

513
00:37:52,640 --> 00:37:55,580
Yeah. Well, this, this, this is her
number.

514
00:37:56,220 --> 00:37:58,280
So you call her and don't be a jerk.

515
00:37:58,800 --> 00:38:00,260
I'll come and find you.

516
00:38:00,700 --> 00:38:01,700
Yeah.

517
00:38:01,980 --> 00:38:02,980
He's so cute.

518
00:38:03,440 --> 00:38:04,440
Yeah.

519
00:38:05,600 --> 00:38:07,260
This could be love, Susie.

520
00:38:08,080 --> 00:38:09,080
Thank me later.

521
00:38:16,110 --> 00:38:18,870
Thank you so much. That's sweet of you.
There we are.

522
00:38:19,190 --> 00:38:21,430
Thank you. Just what I needed.

523
00:38:22,510 --> 00:38:23,130
I

524
00:38:23,130 --> 00:38:33,510
loved

525
00:38:33,510 --> 00:38:34,510
a man once.

526
00:38:35,170 --> 00:38:36,170
Yeah?

527
00:38:38,610 --> 00:38:40,470
He was a manager at the bank.

528
00:38:41,790 --> 00:38:44,710
I was so young, eager.

529
00:38:46,030 --> 00:38:48,370
Ready to do anything he wanted me to do.

530
00:38:48,670 --> 00:38:49,670
Oh, God.

531
00:38:49,950 --> 00:38:51,550
He was handsome.

532
00:38:52,990 --> 00:38:53,990
Polite? Uh-huh.

533
00:38:55,090 --> 00:38:58,970
He used to wear a pocket square expertly
folded in his jacket pocket.

534
00:38:59,910 --> 00:39:06,330
Every lunchtime, we would go into the
storeroom and check all the stationery.

535
00:39:06,710 --> 00:39:10,290
Oh, I know what. I bet he showed you his
pocket square.

536
00:39:10,830 --> 00:39:14,250
What happened? No, really. Why didn't
you marry him?

537
00:39:14,760 --> 00:39:17,160
A bank manager can't be all that bad.

538
00:39:17,380 --> 00:39:21,140
As it turned out, he already had
somebody who folded his pocket square.

539
00:39:21,900 --> 00:39:23,220
Married. Typical.

540
00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:26,360
Oh, I'm sorry, Linda.

541
00:39:26,640 --> 00:39:32,300
What are you sorry at me for? No, it's
just that... When you were married, I

542
00:39:32,300 --> 00:39:34,040
knew your husband had affairs.

543
00:39:34,820 --> 00:39:35,820
Ex-husband.

544
00:39:36,080 --> 00:39:39,660
And you know what? I don't blame the
women either. Not for one moment.

545
00:39:39,860 --> 00:39:40,860
It was him.

546
00:39:40,880 --> 00:39:43,380
He couldn't stop sharing it about...

547
00:39:43,600 --> 00:39:46,980
And trust me, there wasn't that much to
shit.

548
00:39:48,580 --> 00:39:51,020
Wait a minute. Why didn't you meet
anyone after that?

549
00:39:52,600 --> 00:39:55,300
He broke my heart, I guess.

550
00:39:56,440 --> 00:40:01,380
Oh. Oh, God, you know what? I mean,
there are so many advantages to just

551
00:40:01,380 --> 00:40:02,380
being single.

552
00:40:03,080 --> 00:40:05,240
Surely, Carl wasn't all that bad.

553
00:40:05,480 --> 00:40:06,980
Oh, no, no. He was worse.

554
00:40:07,800 --> 00:40:11,840
It was our anniversary, and we were
supposed to go to Vegas. You remember my

555
00:40:11,840 --> 00:40:12,840
dream trip.

556
00:40:13,020 --> 00:40:16,720
And Carl and I, you know, we still had
something going then, and we were kind

557
00:40:16,720 --> 00:40:19,020
of enjoying each other's company, right?

558
00:40:19,360 --> 00:40:25,980
And I was rushed into the emergency
room, and you know, everything that made

559
00:40:25,980 --> 00:40:30,040
me feel like a woman was just like,
boom, gone, taken away, like that.

560
00:40:30,880 --> 00:40:36,980
And then guess what? A few days later
when I woke up, Carl said, we'll never

561
00:40:36,980 --> 00:40:39,780
get the money back on those tickets. And
that was that.

562
00:40:40,100 --> 00:40:41,800
We could never repair after that.

563
00:40:42,760 --> 00:40:46,300
At least Arthur was a good man, right?

564
00:40:46,940 --> 00:40:47,940
Hmm?

565
00:40:48,300 --> 00:40:49,300
Yeah.

566
00:40:50,960 --> 00:40:51,960
Oh.

567
00:40:54,100 --> 00:40:58,900
A text from... Oh, his name's James.

568
00:40:59,400 --> 00:41:01,100
He wants to meet me tomorrow.

569
00:41:01,500 --> 00:41:02,500
Well, that's wonderful.

570
00:41:02,640 --> 00:41:04,820
Oh, no, I can't do that.

571
00:41:05,440 --> 00:41:07,340
He's expecting a young woman.

572
00:41:12,170 --> 00:41:13,029
Right, girls.

573
00:41:13,030 --> 00:41:16,770
What? Oh. We're sharing what's left.
Then that's it.

574
00:41:17,210 --> 00:41:18,330
Last order, then.

575
00:41:18,530 --> 00:41:23,270
We need to find some more. I think I'm
already hooked, you know what I mean?

576
00:41:23,450 --> 00:41:26,870
But what is the magic ingredient? Ooh.

577
00:41:27,430 --> 00:41:29,210
For leaf clover?

578
00:41:29,570 --> 00:41:30,750
Dead sea salt.

579
00:41:30,990 --> 00:41:35,070
Ooh. Tortoiseshell, tumbleweed,
spearmint. Cow's tongue.

580
00:41:35,550 --> 00:41:36,550
Ooh.

581
00:41:36,690 --> 00:41:39,110
Tadpoles. Oh, okay, I got it. Moss.

582
00:41:40,010 --> 00:41:42,890
No, I mean say no. I'm saying wishbone
now. No.

583
00:41:43,790 --> 00:41:45,370
It's our Skittles.

584
00:41:45,610 --> 00:41:47,050
We're the magic ingredient.

585
00:41:47,490 --> 00:41:48,490
Cheers.

586
00:41:49,490 --> 00:41:51,650
Knock it back in.

587
00:41:54,650 --> 00:42:00,630
Oh, hi.

588
00:42:02,130 --> 00:42:03,570
Hi, Carl.

589
00:42:04,370 --> 00:42:05,370
Who is it?

590
00:42:05,910 --> 00:42:07,270
I don't know, darling.

591
00:42:07,590 --> 00:42:08,710
I'll be right back.

592
00:42:12,970 --> 00:42:15,970
You know, we could celebrate your
birthday and have dinner together.

593
00:42:16,210 --> 00:42:18,590
I mean, the 70s is quite a milestone.

594
00:42:18,970 --> 00:42:19,629
No, thanks.

595
00:42:19,630 --> 00:42:21,170
Oh, here we go.

596
00:42:21,450 --> 00:42:23,950
Hi. And what's that? He's only 50.

597
00:42:24,150 --> 00:42:25,290
Yeah, right.

598
00:42:25,750 --> 00:42:27,510
Oh, come here, baby. I miss you.

599
00:42:30,630 --> 00:42:36,790
You could have resisted. He didn't give
me a chance, like a drive-by.

600
00:42:37,010 --> 00:42:39,270
I mean, no man could have avoided that.

601
00:42:39,590 --> 00:42:41,400
Him. No old man.

602
00:42:41,640 --> 00:42:43,740
Look, I'm not being funny, but this
ain't funny.

603
00:42:43,940 --> 00:42:47,120
What, are you a kiss-o-gram or what? Oh,
me? No, no.

604
00:42:48,180 --> 00:42:49,940
Don't tell me you actually know this
woman.

605
00:42:50,180 --> 00:42:54,220
I have never seen this woman before in
my life. I think it's about time you

606
00:42:54,220 --> 00:42:57,240
left. My fiancé and I are about to open
the champagne.

607
00:42:57,580 --> 00:43:01,140
And then, let me guess, play a strip
twister? No.

608
00:43:02,540 --> 00:43:08,720
Oh. You know, honey, this man has an
addiction to younger women, so you're in

609
00:43:08,720 --> 00:43:10,760
his... Dangerous ground. Okay.

610
00:43:11,100 --> 00:43:14,820
Bye now. Bye now. Oh, congrats.
Congrats.

611
00:43:15,160 --> 00:43:16,580
I don't know what you're talking about.

612
00:43:16,900 --> 00:43:18,240
I'm not even that old.

613
00:43:18,600 --> 00:43:20,480
How does she know about a naked
Twister's outfit?

614
00:43:21,460 --> 00:43:23,540
Come. I waxed in everything.

615
00:43:24,520 --> 00:43:26,440
I'm sorry to disturb you.

616
00:43:26,940 --> 00:43:30,000
I wondered if I could speak to Karen
Walters.

617
00:43:31,020 --> 00:43:36,680
I don't know her married name, but does
she live in... No.

618
00:43:40,200 --> 00:43:41,200
Thank you anyway.

619
00:43:41,580 --> 00:43:42,580
You're welcome.

620
00:43:44,900 --> 00:43:48,460
Well, I wanted my own restaurant a long
time ago.

621
00:43:48,860 --> 00:43:49,860
What do you mean, wanted?

622
00:43:49,920 --> 00:43:50,920
You still can.

623
00:43:51,080 --> 00:43:56,820
Well, I have a very deep distrust of
bank managers and I don't think I get

624
00:43:56,820 --> 00:43:57,820
much credit.

625
00:43:58,540 --> 00:43:59,660
You're very wise.

626
00:44:00,340 --> 00:44:02,900
Well, I could walk you through my
business plan if you like. It'll take

627
00:44:02,900 --> 00:44:03,900
about two minutes.

628
00:44:04,100 --> 00:44:06,320
I haven't got a clue when I first
started my truck.

629
00:44:06,700 --> 00:44:08,320
I'll have to repass them.

630
00:44:09,100 --> 00:44:13,620
Flavor of those peppers was just... Why,
thank you. Yeah, you're cute.

631
00:44:14,320 --> 00:44:15,320
Thank you.

632
00:44:15,500 --> 00:44:16,500
So, are you comfortable?

633
00:44:16,940 --> 00:44:21,260
Yes. Do you want me to adjust your seat
for you? Oh, no, no, I'm okay. You know,

634
00:44:21,340 --> 00:44:23,020
I could just... Oh, oh, oh!

635
00:44:24,120 --> 00:44:25,120
Oh,

636
00:44:25,560 --> 00:44:26,560
wow.

637
00:44:27,260 --> 00:44:28,920
Is there anything else you want to ask
me?

638
00:44:29,680 --> 00:44:32,940
Um... I mean, I'm just here to... Oh.

639
00:44:34,220 --> 00:44:35,220
Oh.

640
00:44:37,210 --> 00:44:41,030
Yes, what gives you the darn right to do
that, huh?

641
00:44:44,850 --> 00:44:47,250
Yes? Sorry to disturb you again.

642
00:44:47,790 --> 00:44:51,170
So, you've never heard of her? No.

643
00:44:52,030 --> 00:44:53,190
Karen Walters?

644
00:44:53,510 --> 00:44:54,510
No.

645
00:44:56,590 --> 00:44:57,590
You sure?

646
00:44:57,810 --> 00:44:59,870
Yes, I'm sure. Very sure.

647
00:45:01,310 --> 00:45:02,350
Well, thanks anyway.

648
00:45:05,399 --> 00:45:09,160
Sometimes things are just... just not
meant to be.

649
00:45:11,280 --> 00:45:12,280
Right.

650
00:45:13,220 --> 00:45:18,320
Okay, so, full disclosure, and I know
this is going to make you run a mile,

651
00:45:18,560 --> 00:45:19,920
but I have to be honest.

652
00:45:20,260 --> 00:45:21,198
You're married.

653
00:45:21,200 --> 00:45:24,020
What? No, well, yes, I was married.

654
00:45:25,200 --> 00:45:28,400
But no, I have a kid, Caleb.

655
00:45:28,780 --> 00:45:29,780
Really? Yeah.

656
00:45:30,380 --> 00:45:33,060
He's six, and I'd run to the ends of the
earth for him.

657
00:45:33,260 --> 00:45:34,260
Do you have a fool?

658
00:45:34,400 --> 00:45:35,400
Yeah, I do.

659
00:45:37,440 --> 00:45:38,560
Here's the little boy.

660
00:45:39,780 --> 00:45:40,780
There we go.

661
00:45:41,920 --> 00:45:42,920
He's lovely.

662
00:45:43,140 --> 00:45:44,140
Isn't he?

663
00:45:46,200 --> 00:45:52,040
You know, I have to protect him, and I'm
really wary about introducing him to new

664
00:45:52,040 --> 00:45:53,040
people straight away.

665
00:45:53,920 --> 00:45:56,680
So I'd like to feel that you'd be up for
meeting him one day.

666
00:45:57,100 --> 00:45:58,380
I'd like to feel that too.

667
00:46:00,720 --> 00:46:02,620
It's a bit different to Venezuela.

668
00:46:04,220 --> 00:46:05,460
A little bit.

669
00:46:05,920 --> 00:46:06,920
Is he yours?

670
00:46:06,940 --> 00:46:10,500
Yeah. No, no, no. This is my parents'
place.

671
00:46:11,300 --> 00:46:12,860
That's Cecil. Hello, Cecil.

672
00:46:14,340 --> 00:46:15,960
I've got to go now.

673
00:46:17,020 --> 00:46:19,920
Obviously, this is the six-year-old
something, right? I mean, women say

674
00:46:19,920 --> 00:46:21,280
they're cool and I don't hear from them
again.

675
00:46:21,700 --> 00:46:23,420
No, I'm cool as a cucumber.

676
00:46:24,900 --> 00:46:25,900
OK.

677
00:46:26,440 --> 00:46:30,680
Look, I am too old and this is just...
I'm 24.

678
00:46:31,340 --> 00:46:33,320
Age is just a number, right?

679
00:46:35,350 --> 00:46:37,150
Right. I've just got school. That's all.

680
00:46:37,930 --> 00:46:41,710
Okay. Well, um, see you again.

681
00:46:42,030 --> 00:46:43,030
Okay.

682
00:46:45,190 --> 00:46:46,350
Okay. Okay.

683
00:46:46,830 --> 00:46:47,830
Bye, then.

684
00:46:47,850 --> 00:46:48,769
Bye, then.

685
00:46:48,770 --> 00:46:49,810
Yeah, bye. Thanks.

686
00:46:50,330 --> 00:46:51,330
Okay.

687
00:46:53,690 --> 00:46:54,910
Cool as a cucumber.

688
00:46:56,250 --> 00:47:01,670
You nearly rumbled me.

689
00:47:08,840 --> 00:47:09,840
Mum, you home?

690
00:47:10,220 --> 00:47:11,220
I'm in here.

691
00:47:20,760 --> 00:47:21,760
Robert.

692
00:47:21,900 --> 00:47:22,900
What a surprise.

693
00:47:23,300 --> 00:47:24,620
Nearly gave me a coronary.

694
00:47:25,080 --> 00:47:26,600
Sorry, I didn't think you'd be in.

695
00:47:26,980 --> 00:47:27,980
Oh, well, I am.

696
00:47:28,580 --> 00:47:29,680
Tea? Coffee?

697
00:47:30,260 --> 00:47:31,960
No, I'm just here to pick up Dad's
equipment.

698
00:47:33,460 --> 00:47:36,080
You're not going to use it to bake
drugs, are you? No.

699
00:47:37,259 --> 00:47:39,900
I'd like it because it was his. Maybe
that didn't cross your mind.

700
00:47:40,220 --> 00:47:42,100
Why does everything have to be a
criticism?

701
00:47:43,040 --> 00:47:44,680
I'm sorry that came out wrong.

702
00:47:44,960 --> 00:47:46,640
I know you don't do drugs.

703
00:47:48,140 --> 00:47:53,520
What I meant was... Yeah, get a job,
settle down, you know, get a car, find a

704
00:47:53,520 --> 00:47:56,280
career. Do you have any idea what it's
like to be young anymore?

705
00:47:57,280 --> 00:48:01,900
Well, actually... With your 60-year
mortgages and your jobs for life, the

706
00:48:01,900 --> 00:48:05,100
world's changed a lot since you were my
age. Oh, yes, the good old days.

707
00:48:05,850 --> 00:48:08,830
when they wouldn't let a woman have a
mortgage without a man.

708
00:48:09,210 --> 00:48:10,810
That's the way the world was.

709
00:48:11,330 --> 00:48:14,110
Everyone just accepted it and got on
with their lives.

710
00:48:14,610 --> 00:48:18,110
Right, so you had to get married and
have a kid.

711
00:48:19,330 --> 00:48:20,430
That explains a lot.

712
00:48:21,410 --> 00:48:23,010
Robert, just a minute.

713
00:48:24,270 --> 00:48:29,110
When you were little, you were six, I
think.

714
00:48:30,000 --> 00:48:33,980
You got a temperature, you were burning
up, and then you developed a rash all

715
00:48:33,980 --> 00:48:37,380
over your body. We took you to the
hospital and they told us you had

716
00:48:37,380 --> 00:48:38,380
meningitis.

717
00:48:38,720 --> 00:48:40,940
We weren't allowed to be in the same
room as you.

718
00:48:41,220 --> 00:48:44,600
All I could do was look through the
glass and watch while they pumped your

719
00:48:44,600 --> 00:48:46,000
little body full of antibiotics.

720
00:48:47,820 --> 00:48:51,880
I'd have done anything to have swapped
places with you, to have taken your pain

721
00:48:51,880 --> 00:48:52,880
away.

722
00:48:53,040 --> 00:48:56,060
You still have the scar from the cannula
on the back of your hand.

723
00:48:57,440 --> 00:48:58,440
I don't remember.

724
00:48:58,920 --> 00:49:04,980
I still have nightmares about that,
about trying to reach through the glass

725
00:49:04,980 --> 00:49:06,600
and hold you.

726
00:49:07,700 --> 00:49:10,820
All I have ever wanted to do is protect
you.

727
00:49:12,960 --> 00:49:14,080
Who's Karen Walters?

728
00:49:21,060 --> 00:49:24,600
All right, well, I'm going to pick up
some of this stuff now, and I'll come

729
00:49:24,600 --> 00:49:25,600
back for the rest of the time.

730
00:49:38,760 --> 00:49:39,920
I agreed to meet Caleb.

731
00:49:40,160 --> 00:49:41,160
Who?

732
00:49:41,800 --> 00:49:42,800
James's son.

733
00:49:43,460 --> 00:49:45,020
There's hardly any left.

734
00:49:45,560 --> 00:49:48,580
How much do you like James?

735
00:49:50,100 --> 00:49:51,900
I actually have feelings for him.

736
00:49:52,580 --> 00:49:54,840
Well, just tell him you're pensionable.

737
00:49:55,120 --> 00:49:59,340
See how interested he'd be in you then
with your varicose veins and your

738
00:49:59,340 --> 00:50:02,680
hemorrhoids. You know what you could be?
Maybe Caleb's grandmother.

739
00:50:03,000 --> 00:50:04,180
That's not very nice.

740
00:50:04,600 --> 00:50:06,320
I just say it the way it is.

741
00:50:09,200 --> 00:50:11,020
Why didn't Arthur make more of it
anyway?

742
00:50:11,260 --> 00:50:13,280
We need a lifetime supply at least.

743
00:50:14,220 --> 00:50:17,120
I still have so many things that I want
to do.

744
00:50:38,410 --> 00:50:42,310
Okay, so, uh... Are you absolutely sure?

745
00:50:43,730 --> 00:50:46,090
I know it's a lot for you to take in.

746
00:50:46,990 --> 00:50:48,510
Would you like a glass of water?

747
00:50:48,950 --> 00:50:51,410
I'd rather have a nice large whiskey.

748
00:50:51,850 --> 00:50:52,850
Sorry?

749
00:50:53,110 --> 00:50:57,730
So, I don't... I mean, what is it? What
is it that the powers that be are trying

750
00:50:57,730 --> 00:50:58,730
to tell me, huh?

751
00:51:00,430 --> 00:51:03,750
Why don't we get you hooked in with my
oncology team?

752
00:51:05,070 --> 00:51:07,010
They will really help you, Linda.

753
00:51:09,440 --> 00:51:11,920
You know what? I just want to say thanks
for everything, okay?

754
00:51:12,180 --> 00:51:14,840
See you in the next one.

755
00:51:57,460 --> 00:51:58,460
Thank you.

756
00:52:36,890 --> 00:52:37,890
Tia? Yeah?

757
00:52:38,990 --> 00:52:41,590
You're good at tracking people down
online. Can you help me?

758
00:52:41,970 --> 00:52:42,970
Yeah, alright, I'm coming.

759
00:52:43,190 --> 00:52:44,450
I need to find someone.

760
00:53:06,760 --> 00:53:07,920
Happy anniversary.

761
00:53:09,420 --> 00:53:12,480
At least you remembered.

762
00:53:13,000 --> 00:53:16,020
I tried to get one with a meerkat on.

763
00:53:16,480 --> 00:53:19,080
Maybe growing old isn't that bad after
all.

764
00:53:19,400 --> 00:53:21,240
Well, I mean, if you could find the
right guy.

765
00:53:22,680 --> 00:53:24,920
I think things are going to change for
us.

766
00:53:25,340 --> 00:53:27,740
I can feel it deep in my bones.

767
00:53:28,200 --> 00:53:31,940
Oh, she looks great.

768
00:53:36,210 --> 00:53:38,910
Listen, I've only found another bottle.
No!

769
00:53:39,430 --> 00:53:43,810
I've entered the joint savings account,
sold off all the shares so we can blow

770
00:53:43,810 --> 00:53:46,370
the lot and go to Las Vegas.

771
00:53:47,150 --> 00:53:48,150
Vegas!

772
00:53:48,550 --> 00:53:50,390
Come on, Jasmine.

773
00:53:52,130 --> 00:53:56,810
Catch flies like that here.

774
00:53:59,110 --> 00:54:01,990
I say, we should cancel their memo.

775
00:54:59,370 --> 00:55:00,328
Ta-da.

776
00:55:00,330 --> 00:55:05,630
How did you manage that? I put it in the
hole.

777
00:55:07,010 --> 00:55:10,890
Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait. Okay,
first, you know what I need to do? I

778
00:55:10,890 --> 00:55:11,890
need to pat on my nose.

779
00:55:12,130 --> 00:55:15,730
So, mean back here. Back here. One hour.
One hour. Deal.

780
00:55:16,010 --> 00:55:17,810
Deal. Deal. Deal. Okay.

781
00:55:21,450 --> 00:55:24,370
You're saying there are no tickets at
any price for tonight's show?

782
00:55:25,230 --> 00:55:26,230
Oh, dear.

783
00:55:27,640 --> 00:55:28,940
You're completely sold out.

784
00:55:29,800 --> 00:55:30,800
Oh,

785
00:55:40,720 --> 00:55:43,300
it feels like a bit of a dream.

786
00:55:44,100 --> 00:55:46,680
I can't believe that we're actually
here.

787
00:55:47,120 --> 00:55:49,180
Is it time for a wee dram?

788
00:55:49,720 --> 00:55:52,320
What? Where did you get those?

789
00:55:52,660 --> 00:55:54,380
I acquired them from the limousine.

790
00:55:55,560 --> 00:55:56,600
Oh, yeah.

791
00:55:56,860 --> 00:55:59,640
I don't care for any thank you. No,
sorry?

792
00:56:00,220 --> 00:56:03,900
No, I just kind of want to experience
this as me.

793
00:56:04,700 --> 00:56:06,380
But it is you.

794
00:56:06,740 --> 00:56:08,900
No, no, no. I mean, it's me now.

795
00:56:09,200 --> 00:56:12,680
I mean, just for this last hurrah. I
don't need the whiskey.

796
00:56:12,900 --> 00:56:19,160
It doesn't, like, feel like the real me.
I think I'd be happier just being

797
00:56:19,160 --> 00:56:20,160
myself.

798
00:56:20,980 --> 00:56:22,020
Oh, well.

799
00:56:23,240 --> 00:56:26,080
Yeah. Here's to being ourselves.

800
00:56:27,300 --> 00:56:29,100
To the real us.

801
00:56:35,140 --> 00:56:36,140
Okay,

802
00:56:38,460 --> 00:56:40,400
this is our first night here.

803
00:56:41,500 --> 00:56:43,080
Let's party!

804
00:56:43,460 --> 00:56:44,460
Yay!

805
00:56:44,980 --> 00:56:46,740
Great party. Incredible.

806
00:56:48,140 --> 00:56:50,760
You know what? You can almost stand up.

807
00:56:51,630 --> 00:56:54,030
Are you suggesting that I'm vertically
challenged?

808
00:56:54,450 --> 00:56:57,110
Yes. Okay, just checking.

809
00:56:59,230 --> 00:57:02,630
Hold it, hold it, hold it.

810
00:57:03,110 --> 00:57:06,350
Read this for me because I've left my
glasses in the room.

811
00:57:06,590 --> 00:57:11,250
Okay, now wait. Okay, it says James
wants to do screen time.

812
00:57:11,950 --> 00:57:13,790
Hey, just show him the view.

813
00:57:14,230 --> 00:57:16,970
You're going to love it. He may want to
see me.

814
00:57:17,870 --> 00:57:24,780
Just... say you don't know how to use
the front and back camera right what

815
00:57:24,780 --> 00:57:26,980
does that mean don't ask me

816
00:57:55,790 --> 00:57:56,790
Be quiet.

817
00:58:01,270 --> 00:58:02,270
Never!

818
00:58:07,670 --> 00:58:08,670
Oh,

819
00:58:09,230 --> 00:58:15,850
Arthur.

820
00:58:16,330 --> 00:58:18,570
This is as impressive as you said it
would be.

821
00:58:19,610 --> 00:58:22,950
Did you think I could be so brave,
coming out here on my own?

822
00:58:24,080 --> 00:58:26,820
I hope you're looking down right now and
enjoying the view.

823
00:58:28,080 --> 00:58:31,480
Who do I have to sweet talk to get
tickets for the show tonight?

824
00:58:32,020 --> 00:58:34,940
Oh, I'm afraid when it says sold out,
ma'am, it's sold out.

825
00:58:35,500 --> 00:58:36,500
Ah.

826
00:58:36,820 --> 00:58:40,860
Okay. No clocks in here. I don't know if
it's the right time for a drink.

827
00:58:41,800 --> 00:58:45,180
Oh, it's always the right time in the
world somewhere.

828
00:58:47,460 --> 00:58:48,460
Name's Hal.

829
00:58:48,940 --> 00:58:51,740
Would you do me the pleasure of allowing
me to buy you a drink?

830
00:58:52,350 --> 00:58:56,950
Um, I'm Joan, and the drinks are
complimentary so the casino can take

831
00:58:56,950 --> 00:59:00,690
advantage of it. Oh, no, no, no. The,
uh, house liquor isn't something I'd

832
00:59:00,690 --> 00:59:04,270
recommend. I'd say we go for a double
mezcal on the rocks.

833
00:59:06,450 --> 00:59:07,650
Mezcal? Yeah, mezcal.

834
00:59:07,970 --> 00:59:09,010
Heaven in the glass.

835
00:59:09,470 --> 00:59:10,690
Sunshine in the bottle.

836
00:59:10,950 --> 00:59:11,950
Trust me.

837
00:59:12,230 --> 00:59:13,890
Are the house spirits that bad?

838
00:59:14,130 --> 00:59:18,530
Well, I'll let you in on a little secret
there, Joan. I call home this joint, and

839
00:59:18,530 --> 00:59:19,910
I know what's in them. Oh.

840
00:59:20,330 --> 00:59:23,990
Tastes more like drain water than
Belvedere. So why do you stock it?

841
00:59:24,250 --> 00:59:25,870
Well, it's cheap.

842
00:59:26,570 --> 00:59:27,990
Anyway, nobody much cares.

843
00:59:28,470 --> 00:59:31,650
The only thing they'll remember after
losing all their money is to handle her.

844
00:59:32,350 --> 00:59:34,790
Oh, some novel approach to business.

845
00:59:36,350 --> 00:59:38,130
Oh, you might as well go ahead and leave
the bar.

846
00:59:40,270 --> 00:59:43,130
What makes you think one won't be
enough?

847
00:59:43,410 --> 00:59:46,690
Well, I don't know. You might like the
taste and decide to make a night of it.

848
00:59:47,670 --> 00:59:48,670
To you, Jill.

849
00:59:49,610 --> 00:59:50,890
To you? How?

850
00:59:51,730 --> 00:59:52,730
Hold on.

851
00:59:53,090 --> 00:59:54,210
What is that?

852
00:59:54,830 --> 00:59:58,850
Oh, that, my dear, is a scorpion. It
gives the mezcal its flavor.

853
00:59:59,130 --> 01:00:01,890
And you expect me to actually drink
this?

854
01:00:02,110 --> 01:00:03,330
Well, why the hell not?

855
01:00:03,710 --> 01:00:05,550
Life's about new experiences, Joan.

856
01:00:05,950 --> 01:00:09,150
That's why you came here, to the
entertainment capital of the world.

857
01:00:09,630 --> 01:00:11,170
You mean the city of sin.

858
01:00:11,750 --> 01:00:13,910
It's also the wedding capital of the
world.

859
01:00:14,470 --> 01:00:18,040
Just the... Don't tell anybody that
Nevada also has the highest divorce

860
01:00:18,040 --> 01:00:19,040
rates in America.

861
01:00:20,580 --> 01:00:21,940
See a man there, Joanie.

862
01:00:22,180 --> 01:00:23,180
Married?

863
01:00:23,460 --> 01:00:24,460
I was.

864
01:00:24,580 --> 01:00:25,580
Yeah,

865
01:00:25,820 --> 01:00:26,820
me too.

866
01:00:27,420 --> 01:00:29,280
Quite a few times, as a matter of fact.

867
01:00:29,900 --> 01:00:33,040
You know, my folks, they weren't married
for 61 years.

868
01:00:33,500 --> 01:00:37,080
Used to be something I aspired to, but
not anymore.

869
01:00:37,780 --> 01:00:41,580
If you did, would you restart the
counter each time, or is it

870
01:00:41,580 --> 01:00:42,580
accumulative?

871
01:00:43,200 --> 01:00:46,540
I'm still hoping to enjoy what time I
have left with someone special.

872
01:00:47,160 --> 01:00:48,640
Don't you mind getting older?

873
01:00:49,120 --> 01:00:52,240
Oh, I don't know. I see long term, Joan.

874
01:00:53,960 --> 01:00:56,380
When you're young, you only see what's
right in front of you.

875
01:00:56,660 --> 01:00:57,720
What do you see now?

876
01:00:58,260 --> 01:00:59,260
I don't know.

877
01:00:59,460 --> 01:01:00,800
Let me take a good look.

878
01:01:02,300 --> 01:01:07,380
I see a beautiful woman who's deciding
what to do with the rest of her life.

879
01:01:07,820 --> 01:01:10,580
Someone who's maybe at a crossroads.

880
01:01:11,600 --> 01:01:13,140
Someone who maybe needs to take a
breath.

881
01:01:16,320 --> 01:01:17,960
Well, I'll drink to that.

882
01:01:18,260 --> 01:01:19,280
Me too, Jill.

883
01:01:25,520 --> 01:01:26,520
Yes,

884
01:01:27,600 --> 01:01:28,600
every time.

885
01:01:30,760 --> 01:01:31,760
What,

886
01:01:33,420 --> 01:01:37,520
um... What type of person are you
attracted to?

887
01:01:38,340 --> 01:01:39,760
Kind. Smart.

888
01:01:40,560 --> 01:01:42,740
Funny and, well, I guess young.

889
01:01:43,160 --> 01:01:46,220
Oh, well, not young.

890
01:01:46,880 --> 01:01:48,940
Oh, now, come on, Joan, sure you are.

891
01:01:49,300 --> 01:01:53,800
No, it's very kind of you to say so.
Only someone with a youthful spirit

892
01:01:53,800 --> 01:01:57,460
would take a drink that contained a
scorpion with a total stranger and still

893
01:01:57,460 --> 01:01:58,460
be sitting there.

894
01:01:58,860 --> 01:02:02,760
You could meet a 20-year-old who's got a
closed mind, isn't going anywhere, but

895
01:02:02,760 --> 01:02:04,220
not you, Joan.

896
01:02:05,000 --> 01:02:09,040
You're open to new things. I think
you'll always be young.

897
01:02:17,840 --> 01:02:19,240
Sure was nice meeting you, ma'am.

898
01:02:20,520 --> 01:02:21,520
You too.

899
01:02:35,640 --> 01:02:42,380
I need to see you.

900
01:02:43,400 --> 01:02:45,760
Please FaceTime me right now, James.

901
01:02:50,030 --> 01:02:51,530
Oh, I'm sorry. I'm lost.

902
01:02:51,790 --> 01:02:54,430
I don't know if this is my room or
yours.

903
01:02:55,290 --> 01:02:56,870
This is my friend's room.

904
01:02:59,570 --> 01:03:06,410
Oh, lie the nimble one. You brought
replenishments. Why don't you join

905
01:03:06,410 --> 01:03:10,970
me? As tempting as that sounds,
sweetheart, I've got a full body

906
01:03:10,970 --> 01:03:12,230
transformation to organise.

907
01:03:48,669 --> 01:03:50,510
You look like you need this.

908
01:03:52,450 --> 01:03:53,450
A bit of lippy?

909
01:03:54,790 --> 01:03:57,310
At this stage, I think I need a miracle.

910
01:03:58,590 --> 01:03:59,589
You know what?

911
01:03:59,590 --> 01:04:02,270
I've seen you. I've seen you before.

912
01:04:02,690 --> 01:04:05,710
Oh, I know what. At Coco's in London?
Yes! Oh, it was!

913
01:04:08,240 --> 01:04:10,500
Oh, stop it. Stop flirting.

914
01:04:10,940 --> 01:04:11,940
Thank you.

915
01:04:11,980 --> 01:04:14,460
What brings you to Vegas? Are you here
with your partner?

916
01:04:14,920 --> 01:04:18,220
No, no. I'm on a girl's trip, yeah.

917
01:04:18,520 --> 01:04:22,320
Ooh, a big old girl's trip. Yeah. No
holds barred.

918
01:04:23,360 --> 01:04:28,640
Well, no, I mean, we're actually...
We're quite dignified, and especially my

919
01:04:28,640 --> 01:04:29,359
friend Joan.

920
01:04:29,360 --> 01:04:30,960
Well, I mean, she thinks she is.

921
01:04:31,880 --> 01:04:32,880
OK,

922
01:04:33,380 --> 01:04:36,860
I'm just gonna... I'm gonna try a
little...

923
01:04:37,260 --> 01:04:38,340
Yeah. Stick it, yeah.

924
01:04:38,940 --> 01:04:39,980
Pad it on.

925
01:04:40,240 --> 01:04:41,240
Oh, God, are you kidding?

926
01:04:41,400 --> 01:04:43,020
Yes, nice and glossy.

927
01:04:43,360 --> 01:04:44,360
Glossy? Yes.

928
01:04:44,540 --> 01:04:46,140
Oh, come on.

929
01:04:46,380 --> 01:04:48,100
Look at you, a brand new woman.

930
01:04:48,340 --> 01:04:49,680
Yeah, right, thank you.

931
01:04:49,980 --> 01:04:51,320
Yeah, totally, anyway.

932
01:04:51,680 --> 01:04:53,000
If only, I don't know.

933
01:04:53,600 --> 01:04:54,820
Anyway, yeah.

934
01:04:55,260 --> 01:04:56,260
Are you okay?

935
01:04:58,220 --> 01:04:59,480
I don't know if I am.

936
01:05:00,920 --> 01:05:04,880
I feel like I just spent my whole life
wishing things were different.

937
01:05:05,290 --> 01:05:11,490
and i wanted to be something that i
wasn't and i finally got what i wanted

938
01:05:11,490 --> 01:05:17,670
and it just still wasn't enough you know
i'm starting to think i've just wished

939
01:05:17,670 --> 01:05:24,210
my whole life away it's true you know i
mean that clock it's ticking

940
01:05:24,210 --> 01:05:29,110
and there's nothing i can do about it
let me wait let me just let me ask you

941
01:05:29,110 --> 01:05:32,950
something okay okay do you love yourself

942
01:05:33,720 --> 01:05:36,980
I've worked hard to learn to. It's part
of the job. Okay.

943
01:05:37,580 --> 01:05:41,480
What is your secret for accepting who
you are?

944
01:05:42,180 --> 01:05:47,020
There is no secret. We all just have to
walk our own path.

945
01:05:47,500 --> 01:05:49,280
Sometimes in stilettos.

946
01:05:50,220 --> 01:05:51,220
Yes.

947
01:05:52,680 --> 01:05:54,280
You know I'm right. See?

948
01:05:54,860 --> 01:05:56,660
Okay. Just remember.

949
01:05:57,180 --> 01:05:58,320
You're in Vegas.

950
01:05:59,100 --> 01:06:01,480
You're with a drag queen in a restroom.

951
01:06:02,470 --> 01:06:03,470
Okay?

952
01:06:03,930 --> 01:06:04,930
Don't mope around.

953
01:06:05,110 --> 01:06:07,110
This is a once-in-a-lifetime
opportunity.

954
01:06:07,570 --> 01:06:10,770
All right, okay. Thank you. Thank you
for the advice.

955
01:06:11,210 --> 01:06:13,510
Thank you so much. Thank you.

956
01:06:15,730 --> 01:06:17,750
Yeah. Thank you.

957
01:06:19,290 --> 01:06:20,290
Oh!

958
01:06:23,750 --> 01:06:25,070
It's beginner's luck.

959
01:06:25,630 --> 01:06:28,550
I really... I have no idea what I'm
doing.

960
01:06:29,170 --> 01:06:30,170
Yeah?

961
01:06:36,810 --> 01:06:38,790
I swear to you, I'm so happy.

962
01:06:39,190 --> 01:06:40,190
What are you watching?

963
01:06:40,290 --> 01:06:44,190
I have over 400 cooking channels and I
haven't copied down a single recipe yet.

964
01:06:44,490 --> 01:06:45,570
Why don't you watch?

965
01:06:45,910 --> 01:06:47,950
Well, you still have time and I want to
see you.

966
01:06:48,350 --> 01:06:50,510
Oh, this is really interesting.

967
01:06:51,370 --> 01:06:53,050
I'm going to have to take notes on that
later.

968
01:06:53,830 --> 01:06:54,830
Oh, shit.

969
01:06:55,210 --> 01:06:56,350
I didn't drink enough.

970
01:06:56,730 --> 01:06:57,730
Sorry?

971
01:06:59,710 --> 01:07:02,430
I have to tell you something.

972
01:07:02,770 --> 01:07:05,030
Yeah, me too, but you go first.

973
01:07:05,390 --> 01:07:06,390
No, you.

974
01:07:06,440 --> 01:07:13,140
OK, well, after my marriage ended, I was
really hurt and... Look,

975
01:07:13,380 --> 01:07:16,100
it's been a long time since I've been
with anyone.

976
01:07:16,440 --> 01:07:18,240
Me too. A really, really long time.

977
01:07:18,520 --> 01:07:22,760
And you have been blowing a bit hot and
cold, you know?

978
01:07:23,020 --> 01:07:28,260
I know you like honesty and that's why
I... Oh, I think my battery's going.

979
01:07:29,640 --> 01:07:30,700
I'll call you later.

980
01:07:32,020 --> 01:07:33,020
I was an idiot.

981
01:07:33,540 --> 01:07:34,720
I didn't take enough.

982
01:07:35,210 --> 01:07:36,570
Did you call him back?

983
01:07:37,410 --> 01:07:39,950
Well, why don't you send him some sort
of a message?

984
01:07:41,950 --> 01:07:43,730
Am I falling in love?

985
01:07:44,530 --> 01:07:48,350
Well, what do you think, Joanie?

986
01:07:49,030 --> 01:07:50,650
Huh? Joanie?

987
01:07:50,910 --> 01:07:54,370
I fell in love.

988
01:07:56,650 --> 01:07:59,390
Her name was Karen.

989
01:08:00,030 --> 01:08:01,790
Karen Walters.

990
01:08:03,600 --> 01:08:05,760
We met at the lake in Sherwood Forest.

991
01:08:07,620 --> 01:08:13,040
One summer night when everybody had
gone, we stayed behind and laid down on

992
01:08:13,040 --> 01:08:15,000
the riverbank and stared up at the sky.

993
01:08:15,940 --> 01:08:19,540
She had quite beautiful auburn hair.

994
01:08:20,939 --> 01:08:22,260
And we lost touch.

995
01:08:22,500 --> 01:08:23,500
She got married.

996
01:08:24,600 --> 01:08:29,580
Nobody talked about it then, only in
hushed tones. I thought there was

997
01:08:29,580 --> 01:08:30,840
something wrong with me, but...

998
01:08:31,450 --> 01:08:36,270
Then I met Arthur and I thought, well, I
could be happy. He was a good man. Yeah.

999
01:08:36,410 --> 01:08:37,450
He was patient.

1000
01:08:38,950 --> 01:08:41,790
No, actually, he wasn't patient, but
loving.

1001
01:08:42,470 --> 01:08:43,670
OK. Loving. OK.

1002
01:08:44,010 --> 01:08:46,569
I don't think we talked enough.

1003
01:08:47,350 --> 01:08:48,350
Really talked.

1004
01:08:48,850 --> 01:08:51,990
Because I was suppressing a part of
myself.

1005
01:08:52,729 --> 01:08:58,350
But then I did really love Arthur, so...
I love you.

1006
01:08:58,590 --> 01:08:59,590
You drunk.

1007
01:09:00,140 --> 01:09:01,819
Oh, I don't care. I still love you.

1008
01:09:02,160 --> 01:09:03,200
Like a sister.

1009
01:09:03,640 --> 01:09:07,899
I mean, we've done so much together over
the years. I mean, how could I think of

1010
01:09:07,899 --> 01:09:09,840
you as anything else?

1011
01:09:11,439 --> 01:09:13,160
And you, wait a minute, Suze.

1012
01:09:13,660 --> 01:09:15,500
Oh, hold on a minute.

1013
01:09:16,100 --> 01:09:18,160
Can somebody just tell me what's going
on here?

1014
01:09:19,200 --> 01:09:20,439
I'm a bisexual.

1015
01:09:21,460 --> 01:09:23,880
You're like, ladies, I've got it, yes?

1016
01:09:24,340 --> 01:09:25,580
Not totally green.

1017
01:09:27,160 --> 01:09:28,819
Just because I didn't get married.

1018
01:09:29,740 --> 01:09:33,060
It doesn't mean to say that I don't know
about love.

1019
01:09:33,399 --> 01:09:38,260
Of course not. Well, I also happen to
have discovered the secret of life.

1020
01:09:38,560 --> 01:09:41,359
Oh, well, come on, tell us. Don't keep
us hanging about.

1021
01:09:41,660 --> 01:09:43,760
You have to accept who you are.

1022
01:09:44,200 --> 01:09:48,460
And believing that I wasn't thin enough
or pretty enough or smart enough.

1023
01:09:49,100 --> 01:09:51,740
Well, there you are, you see, and I
thought I was the only one. I was

1024
01:09:51,740 --> 01:09:52,800
exactly the same.

1025
01:09:53,100 --> 01:09:58,380
I thought my body, my whole stupid life,
and guess what? It thought back.

1026
01:09:58,840 --> 01:10:03,720
And I'm not saying that it was my fault,
but if I'd just stopped battling with

1027
01:10:03,720 --> 01:10:05,620
myself, I would have been so much
happier.

1028
01:10:06,680 --> 01:10:13,200
But the one thing that has been a
constant and never has let me down is

1029
01:10:13,200 --> 01:10:14,340
you two. Oh.

1030
01:10:15,140 --> 01:10:19,380
Oh, my God. Here's to us. Yes, to
friendship.

1031
01:10:20,900 --> 01:10:21,900
Friendship.

1032
01:10:23,480 --> 01:10:25,000
Friendship. Friendship.

1033
01:10:25,550 --> 01:10:31,430
Oh, my God. I love you. Miss Joan. I'm
so sorry. I'm not Joan.

1034
01:10:31,890 --> 01:10:32,890
I'm Joan.

1035
01:10:34,930 --> 01:10:38,570
Your tickets for the late-night show,
courtesy of the management.

1036
01:10:39,070 --> 01:10:43,110
Oh, thank you so much. You're welcome.

1037
01:10:45,030 --> 01:10:48,230
What magic did you use for that?

1038
01:10:49,350 --> 01:10:50,450
Don't be silly.

1039
01:10:50,770 --> 01:10:56,010
Enjoy. Yeah. Yeah. Well, you two better
get your asses changed. That's all I got

1040
01:10:56,010 --> 01:10:57,010
to say.

1041
01:10:58,350 --> 01:10:59,350
It's true.

1042
01:10:59,370 --> 01:11:04,610
That's why we always say, whatever
happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.

1043
01:11:04,970 --> 01:11:07,470
Well, that's enough from us style icons.

1044
01:11:08,890 --> 01:11:14,990
Even you, Canadian tuxedo, double denim,
third row, can all see you.

1045
01:11:16,540 --> 01:11:22,120
Thank you for supporting this old, but
perfectly formed theatre, Off Strip.

1046
01:11:22,540 --> 01:11:24,560
And I mean, oooooh.

1047
01:11:27,240 --> 01:11:33,860
The only venue with absolutely no bad
seats. Isn't that right, sir, sat behind

1048
01:11:33,860 --> 01:11:34,860
the palm tree?

1049
01:11:36,040 --> 01:11:40,180
It's my absolute pleasure to introduce
this next act.

1050
01:11:40,420 --> 01:11:43,100
He is the chameleon himself.

1051
01:11:44,080 --> 01:11:46,320
It is the one and only boy, George.

1052
01:11:46,660 --> 01:11:52,840
Oh, yes. And our maestro couldn't do it
without his Golden Girls.

1053
01:11:53,180 --> 01:11:56,780
And the little birdie tells me...
They're in the house tonight, Golden

1054
01:11:56,780 --> 01:12:01,700
Girls! You three Golden Girls, my
darling.

1055
01:12:02,720 --> 01:12:03,800
It's you, yes.

1056
01:12:04,280 --> 01:12:05,280
All of you.

1057
01:12:05,560 --> 01:12:06,620
Come on up, ladies.

1058
01:12:06,840 --> 01:12:08,220
It is your moment.

1059
01:12:09,420 --> 01:12:11,140
Come on up.

1060
01:12:22,860 --> 01:12:23,860
Excellent, everyone!

1061
01:13:12,300 --> 01:13:13,300
show.

1062
01:14:46,020 --> 01:14:48,480
Not like Linda to miss cinnamon
pancakes.

1063
01:14:48,840 --> 01:14:49,840
Oh, it is not.

1064
01:14:50,380 --> 01:14:54,800
Linda, get ready. We are going
skydiving. We can't.

1065
01:14:59,020 --> 01:15:00,560
Linda! Hello.

1066
01:15:01,100 --> 01:15:04,600
Oh, um, could you let us in of a key?

1067
01:15:05,060 --> 01:15:06,280
Oh, great.

1068
01:15:07,940 --> 01:15:09,400
Great. Thank you.

1069
01:15:30,260 --> 01:15:31,220
Linda Why

1070
01:15:31,220 --> 01:15:39,720
didn't

1071
01:15:39,720 --> 01:15:45,880
she tell us it came back so that we
could get prepared Yeah, no, I think she

1072
01:15:45,880 --> 01:15:49,340
was telling us and everything she did
Never stop living.

1073
01:15:50,080 --> 01:15:51,520
But she did stop.

1074
01:15:52,060 --> 01:15:56,040
I mean, there may have been something
that the doctors could have done. A new

1075
01:15:56,040 --> 01:15:57,040
treatment.

1076
01:15:57,380 --> 01:16:00,480
She accepted what she heard and who she
was.

1077
01:16:02,100 --> 01:16:03,580
And in the end, she had fun.

1078
01:16:06,540 --> 01:16:07,660
She did that.

1079
01:16:08,440 --> 01:16:09,440
We all did.

1080
01:16:45,929 --> 01:16:52,130
Dear Arthur, I don't think I will ever
be able to thank you enough.

1081
01:16:53,630 --> 01:16:58,330
You must be looking down at our recent
adventures and having a good laugh.

1082
01:17:04,330 --> 01:17:09,450
You have opened my eyes to a life and a
person I thought I had lost forever.

1083
01:17:10,250 --> 01:17:15,410
You gave me a chance to appreciate the
people I have in my life rather than

1084
01:17:15,410 --> 01:17:16,950
dwell on those I don't.

1085
01:17:17,450 --> 01:17:20,410
I have laid a few ghosts to rest.

1086
01:17:20,730 --> 01:17:22,030
Gird your loins!

1087
01:17:23,010 --> 01:17:26,070
And done a little haunting of my own.

1088
01:17:26,410 --> 01:17:28,430
Here's to us. To friendship.

1089
01:17:28,710 --> 01:17:29,990
To friendship.

1090
01:17:30,530 --> 01:17:33,410
Oh, please. Oh, my God. But mostly.

1091
01:17:34,570 --> 01:17:39,270
I have found the joy and strength to
walk my own path.

1092
01:17:40,570 --> 01:17:44,470
I will never forget how lucky I've been.

1093
01:17:46,570 --> 01:17:52,070
All my love, Linda.

1094
01:18:02,130 --> 01:18:03,210
You okay, Mom?

1095
01:18:03,520 --> 01:18:04,520
Where were you?

1096
01:18:06,020 --> 01:18:10,060
Um... Well, yeah, I just thought I'd
wait outside, because I really like

1097
01:18:10,060 --> 01:18:11,060
funerals.

1098
01:18:14,440 --> 01:18:16,860
Um... I remembered something.

1099
01:18:17,080 --> 01:18:23,600
When I was in hospital, uh... Yeah, I
might have made this up, but, um... Did

1100
01:18:23,600 --> 01:18:26,200
you walk in the room dressed in a
spacesuit?

1101
01:18:28,120 --> 01:18:29,180
It was PPE.

1102
01:18:33,680 --> 01:18:35,040
Well, that's awesome. Mum's an
astronaut.

1103
01:18:36,220 --> 01:18:37,220
Astronaut?

1104
01:18:37,660 --> 01:18:39,660
Talk about setting me up for a fall.

1105
01:18:42,340 --> 01:18:43,360
I'm sorry, Mum.

1106
01:18:44,400 --> 01:18:49,400
Um... For putting you through... Well,
everything.

1107
01:18:52,760 --> 01:18:55,960
Well, no, I'm sorry. If I wasn't always
the mother I should have been.

1108
01:18:56,740 --> 01:18:58,400
I probably made a lot of mistakes.

1109
01:18:59,640 --> 01:19:01,360
I hope you can forgive me.

1110
01:19:05,480 --> 01:19:06,480
Friends of people.

1111
01:19:07,560 --> 01:19:08,560
Making mistakes.

1112
01:19:09,980 --> 01:19:11,080
And all the astronauts.

1113
01:19:13,640 --> 01:19:17,240
I know you didn't always approve of the
way your father and I lived our lives,

1114
01:19:17,360 --> 01:19:18,360
but it worked for us.

1115
01:19:19,300 --> 01:19:22,320
There was love, and you were very much
wanted.

1116
01:19:27,080 --> 01:19:29,160
My new girlfriend is a tattoo artist.

1117
01:19:30,960 --> 01:19:31,960
How wonderful.

1118
01:19:33,360 --> 01:19:34,360
I'm a bisexual.

1119
01:19:39,980 --> 01:19:43,600
The thing with the next generation is
they always think they've invented

1120
01:19:43,600 --> 01:19:44,600
everything.

1121
01:19:47,140 --> 01:19:48,140
Okay, Boomer.

1122
01:19:48,900 --> 01:19:50,700
I'm sure you can still teach me a few
things.

1123
01:19:57,500 --> 01:20:00,480
Have you ever thought of getting a
tattoo, Mum?

1124
01:20:01,220 --> 01:20:03,380
Well, there's a first time for
everything.

1125
01:20:17,700 --> 01:20:18,700
Hello.

1126
01:20:20,380 --> 01:20:21,380
What's happened?

1127
01:20:21,640 --> 01:20:22,700
I can't breathe properly.

1128
01:20:23,300 --> 01:20:25,080
I can't even face going into the
kitchen.

1129
01:20:25,920 --> 01:20:28,020
I feel like there's nothing in there for
me anymore.

1130
01:20:28,280 --> 01:20:29,280
What do you mean?

1131
01:20:29,720 --> 01:20:36,080
Is it wrong for me to want to know if
James can have feelings for the real me?

1132
01:20:36,500 --> 01:20:37,660
When do you want to go?

1133
01:20:38,040 --> 01:20:39,040
How about right now?

1134
01:20:57,520 --> 01:21:02,100
Just be Susan don't know who Susan is

1135
01:21:02,100 --> 01:21:08,820
Hey

1136
01:21:08,820 --> 01:21:18,680
Joan

1137
01:21:18,680 --> 01:21:24,360
Collins Tina Turner Dolly Parton share
all married younger men

1138
01:21:30,720 --> 01:21:32,360
Hi. Hello.

1139
01:21:32,740 --> 01:21:35,840
You're just in time. My last bit of bean
salad.

1140
01:21:36,300 --> 01:21:41,640
Oh. You need to be a bit more kind.

1141
01:21:42,700 --> 01:21:43,700
Right, OK.

1142
01:21:44,880 --> 01:21:46,240
Do I know you?

1143
01:21:50,540 --> 01:21:55,720
I can see you're about to close up. I'll
go.

1144
01:21:56,000 --> 01:21:57,000
Wait.

1145
01:21:57,360 --> 01:21:59,540
Your laugh seems familiar.

1146
01:21:59,800 --> 01:22:00,800
Really?

1147
01:22:01,000 --> 01:22:02,300
Did I serve you last week?

1148
01:22:03,020 --> 01:22:07,220
We spent some time in the park. You
liked the chimichurri.

1149
01:22:07,500 --> 01:22:11,760
I do like chimichurri, but I don't
remember seeing them. And we chatted for

1150
01:22:11,760 --> 01:22:15,620
a long time over the paella in
Winstable. Did we? Yeah.

1151
01:22:16,060 --> 01:22:18,280
You were charming.

1152
01:22:18,620 --> 01:22:20,200
I was, was I? Yeah.

1153
01:22:20,520 --> 01:22:23,940
Right. Look, I should go. I've got to
take my son swimming.

1154
01:22:24,240 --> 01:22:25,240
OK.

1155
01:22:27,000 --> 01:22:28,300
Thank you. Goodbye.

1156
01:22:28,740 --> 01:22:29,740
Bye.

1157
01:22:30,019 --> 01:22:31,019
Bye.

1158
01:22:46,520 --> 01:22:47,560
You dropped this.

1159
01:22:47,940 --> 01:22:49,860
Yeah, that's my... Business plan.

1160
01:22:51,880 --> 01:22:52,880
How is Caleb?

1161
01:22:55,860 --> 01:22:59,440
Look, I had to see you.

1162
01:23:01,380 --> 01:23:05,560
Because when you say something, you come
from a really good place.

1163
01:23:05,960 --> 01:23:07,960
And you always say exactly what you
mean.

1164
01:23:08,180 --> 01:23:11,320
And I always wanted a boyfriend. And I
don't feel lonely when I'm with you.

1165
01:23:11,600 --> 01:23:15,600
And when I'm with you, I feel like I can
trust you completely.

1166
01:23:16,520 --> 01:23:23,100
And I... Oh,

1167
01:23:27,720 --> 01:23:30,280
I know, I know. I've got a lot of
explaining to do.

1168
01:23:30,990 --> 01:23:34,130
But age is just a number, right?

1169
01:23:36,310 --> 01:23:37,310
Right.

1170
01:23:41,630 --> 01:23:43,230
I like to cook.

1171
01:23:43,670 --> 01:23:48,330
Really? Maybe I can teach you something.

1172
01:23:49,410 --> 01:23:51,910
I'd like that.

1173
01:23:53,530 --> 01:23:54,650
Come on in.

1174
01:23:54,970 --> 01:23:57,050
Carpe bloody diem.

1175
01:24:05,390 --> 01:24:07,270
Hello? Hello, is that Bjorn?

1176
01:24:07,950 --> 01:24:14,230
Yes, that's me. This is Karen Daly's
ex-husband,

1177
01:24:14,390 --> 01:24:15,530
Henry.

1178
01:24:16,370 --> 01:24:18,570
Karen Waters, as you knew.

1179
01:24:19,730 --> 01:24:20,730
Hello?

1180
01:24:21,790 --> 01:24:23,350
Yes, sorry.

1181
01:24:24,250 --> 01:24:26,010
Yes, I'm still here.

1182
01:24:26,830 --> 01:24:29,790
Your son Robert contacted me on
Facebook.

1183
01:24:30,930 --> 01:24:32,330
She's dead, isn't she?

1184
01:24:34,480 --> 01:24:35,459
Heavens, no.

1185
01:24:35,460 --> 01:24:37,900
She gets confused, but she's very much
alive.

1186
01:24:39,300 --> 01:24:40,300
She's alive?

1187
01:24:40,620 --> 01:24:42,800
I mentioned your name and she was
delighted.

1188
01:24:43,880 --> 01:24:45,220
And she'd love to see you.

1189
01:24:45,860 --> 01:24:48,060
Yes, well, she had a fall.

1190
01:24:48,360 --> 01:24:49,360
Oh.

1191
01:24:49,540 --> 01:24:50,540
I'm sorry.

1192
01:24:51,180 --> 01:24:52,260
Was it on a bus?

1193
01:24:52,560 --> 01:24:53,600
No, on pavement.

1194
01:24:53,960 --> 01:24:55,120
She banged her head.

1195
01:24:56,840 --> 01:25:01,040
So there have been a few issues, but
she'll be out in a few days once the

1196
01:25:01,040 --> 01:25:02,580
swelling has gone down.

1197
01:25:04,020 --> 01:25:06,680
Everybody has falls. There's no shame in
that.

1198
01:25:07,200 --> 01:25:10,160
Now, look, listen, she might not
recognise you.

1199
01:25:10,440 --> 01:25:15,400
Could be the bump, could be something
else, but she talks about you all the

1200
01:25:15,400 --> 01:25:16,400
time. Really?

1201
01:25:17,440 --> 01:25:18,800
It was a long time ago.

1202
01:25:20,060 --> 01:25:24,720
Don't know if I've mentioned it to you,
but we have a daughter called Joanie.

1203
01:25:26,520 --> 01:25:27,520
Joanie? Yeah.

1204
01:25:27,900 --> 01:25:32,500
She's been ever so good. She pops in to
see Karen whenever she can. She must

1205
01:25:32,500 --> 01:25:33,500
have been...

1206
01:25:33,730 --> 01:25:34,730
Such an inspiration.

1207
01:25:37,090 --> 01:25:39,290
Now, you should probably go in on your
own.

1208
01:25:39,510 --> 01:25:41,930
If I were to be there, it might not be
helpful.

1209
01:25:42,730 --> 01:25:47,330
A clash of past and present might be a
bit confusing for her.

1210
01:25:48,350 --> 01:25:49,370
So I'll leave you to it.

1211
01:26:17,520 --> 01:26:19,000
Have you come to fix the bed?

1212
01:26:21,180 --> 01:26:22,260
Do I know you?

1213
01:26:22,620 --> 01:26:24,120
You know me better than most.

1214
01:26:24,600 --> 01:26:26,860
Aren't you a little bright-eyed to be a
nurse?

1215
01:26:27,840 --> 01:26:29,860
Everyone in here seems to be so tired.

1216
01:26:30,260 --> 01:26:33,920
Could you be a dear and help me with my
pillows? Yes.

1217
01:26:34,460 --> 01:26:37,300
I want to be a bit more... Upright. Yes.

1218
01:26:39,460 --> 01:26:40,460
Oh,

1219
01:26:42,340 --> 01:26:43,340
thank you.

1220
01:26:44,360 --> 01:26:46,940
Um, could I borrow that glass, ma'am?

1221
01:26:47,790 --> 01:26:50,190
My mouth's gone a bit dry. Of course.

1222
01:26:50,530 --> 01:26:51,530
Thank you.

1223
01:26:59,710 --> 01:27:00,710
Better.

1224
01:27:03,510 --> 01:27:06,690
Henry, your ex-husband, he seems very
nice.

1225
01:27:06,990 --> 01:27:12,370
Oh, yes, he used to be a wonderful
bowler, but he had a nasty sprain. His

1226
01:27:12,370 --> 01:27:14,550
overarm has never been quite the same
again.

1227
01:27:15,790 --> 01:27:16,790
Do you play?

1228
01:27:17,240 --> 01:27:18,240
What, cricket?

1229
01:27:20,700 --> 01:27:22,220
Enthusiastic spectator.

1230
01:27:23,940 --> 01:27:25,360
I've been told.

1231
01:27:25,980 --> 01:27:27,860
I run in my sleep.

1232
01:27:28,860 --> 01:27:29,940
Where'd you go?

1233
01:27:30,940 --> 01:27:32,080
Sherwood Forest.

1234
01:27:38,220 --> 01:27:41,080
You're a sight for sore eyes, Joanie.

1235
01:27:44,040 --> 01:27:45,560
What are you doing here anyway?

1236
01:27:47,940 --> 01:27:50,980
Oh, I've missed your laugh.

1237
01:27:52,620 --> 01:27:54,400
You haven't changed a bit.

1238
01:27:54,600 --> 01:28:00,460
Your eyes, they sparkle just like they
did when I first met you.

1239
01:28:01,360 --> 01:28:03,860
I'm so glad you've come.

1240
01:28:05,240 --> 01:28:10,860
I've been dreaming about our nights by
the lake for a long time.

1241
01:28:25,290 --> 01:28:28,750
We were lousy secretaries, weren't we?
Oh, God, hopeless.

1242
01:28:30,550 --> 01:28:32,290
We should have stayed in touch.

1243
01:28:33,590 --> 01:28:34,910
You stopped writing.

1244
01:28:35,290 --> 01:28:38,250
Well, I got married and we moved.

1245
01:28:39,090 --> 01:28:40,090
Same here.

1246
01:28:41,330 --> 01:28:45,490
And I'm sorry that we drifted apart.

1247
01:28:51,110 --> 01:28:52,910
No room for regrets.

1248
01:28:54,440 --> 01:28:56,420
One needs to work out what's important.

1249
01:28:57,420 --> 01:28:59,660
Only then can you find peace.

1250
01:29:00,300 --> 01:29:01,300
I know.

1251
01:29:02,220 --> 01:29:05,020
And that's what I hope I can do before
it's too late.

1252
01:29:06,240 --> 01:29:08,740
I think you've found it. So do I.

1253
01:29:09,640 --> 01:29:11,080
And that's why I'm here.

1254
01:29:12,500 --> 01:29:16,140
You make me feel so young.

1255
01:29:48,010 --> 01:29:49,010
I'm older now.

1256
01:29:54,570 --> 01:29:55,570
Bye.

1257
01:30:07,790 --> 01:30:10,390
Are you ready?

1258
01:30:10,990 --> 01:30:12,070
As a lover be.

1259
01:30:12,930 --> 01:30:15,110
You'd better appreciate this, Linda.

1260
01:30:15,880 --> 01:30:18,500
Only she could get us to do something
like this.

1261
01:30:18,880 --> 01:30:21,820
It feels like we're getting just a wee
bit closer to heaven.

1262
01:30:22,320 --> 01:30:25,480
I think I'm terrified.

1263
01:30:27,080 --> 01:30:30,060
What's life for if you don't just get on
and live it?

1264
01:30:30,440 --> 01:30:34,620
And thank goodness there's no age limit
on us enjoying ourselves.

1265
01:30:35,100 --> 01:30:36,720
I'm supposed to be enjoying this?

1266
01:30:37,520 --> 01:30:38,520
Oh, God.

1267
01:30:39,980 --> 01:30:42,120
Thanks a lot, Linda, for everything.

1268
01:30:46,090 --> 01:30:49,270
Right, let's do it. Oh, an extra thanks
to Arthur.

1269
01:32:40,430 --> 01:32:47,150
To be so sweet, I heard you say that my
love was an

1270
01:32:47,150 --> 01:32:48,150
addiction.

1271
01:32:48,790 --> 01:32:53,130
When we come, our love is strong.

1272
01:32:53,890 --> 01:32:58,010
When you're gone, you're gone forever.

1273
01:32:58,750 --> 01:33:03,130
You string along, you string along.

1274
01:33:04,890 --> 01:33:07,610
Come a, come a, come a, come a, come a
comedian.

1275
01:33:25,520 --> 01:33:28,320
into pockets and they can't get out.

1276
01:33:32,500 --> 01:33:36,120
Stuck in the corner, no room for doubt.

1277
01:33:40,660 --> 01:33:44,740
Alligator teeth forms in your bed.

1278
01:33:48,220 --> 01:33:52,260
20 years of thinking about what was
said.

1279
01:34:02,740 --> 01:34:09,440
If there's a ghost chance for a sweet
romance, I might stick

1280
01:34:09,440 --> 01:34:10,440
around.

1281
01:34:11,640 --> 01:34:18,360
Because of all I know, I'm learning

1282
01:34:18,360 --> 01:34:19,360
to laugh.

1283
01:34:28,300 --> 01:34:33,780
because of all i know i'm

1284
01:34:33,780 --> 01:34:37,180
learning to let things go

1285
01:34:37,180 --> 01:34:45,000
they

1286
01:34:45,000 --> 01:34:48,300
fall into pockets and they can't get out

1287
01:35:02,440 --> 01:35:09,140
like I'm 17 everything touching me in a
brand

1288
01:35:09,140 --> 01:35:13,620
new way hey I love you more today